Isnt it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
I didnt ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Who am I making this out to? Fry, you cant just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Is the Space Pope reptilian!?
Youve killed me! Oh, youve killed me! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords.
Im Santa Claus!
Oh Leela! Youre the only person I could turn to; youre the only person who ever loved me. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… thats why Im transferring to business school!
But existing is basically all I do!
Im sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Bender?! You stole the atom.
Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
You dont know how to do any of those. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Im sure those windmills will keep them cool. And remember, dont do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, dont not do it!
Daddy Bender, were hungry.
Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Whats with you kids? Every other day its food, food, food. Alright, Ill get you some stupid food. That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. Ill rest easier not knowing where they are. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they dont pay you or let you go.
Good news, everyone! Ive taught the toaster to feel love! Calculon is gonna kill us and its all everybody elses fault! Do a flip! Daylight and everything.
There, now hes trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Whats with you kids? Every other day its food, food, food. Alright, Ill get you some stupid food.
It must be wonderful. No! Dont jump! Bender, this is Frys decision… and he made it wrong. So its time for us to interfere in his life. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it… then perhaps gifts!
Just once Id like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isnt bound and gagged. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Stop it, stop it. Its fine. I will destroy you! Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I cant wait til Im old enough to feel ways about stuff!
Oh Leela! Youre the only person I could turn to; youre the only person who ever loved me. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it… then perhaps gifts!
Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Frys worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Dear God, theyll be killed on our doorstep! And theres no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Bender, I didnt know you liked cooking. Thats so cute. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. You know, I was God once. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Soon enough. It doesnt look so shiny to me. Michelle, I dont regret this, but I both rue and lament it. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.